Friday, October 11, 2013

Advice to little girls, courtesy of Mark Twain


"Good little girls always show marked deference for the aged.
   You ought never to 'sass' old people unless they 'sass' you first."

Mark Twain (1835-1910)


Sometimes it takes old people a long time to grow up. Those among us who are prone to "sassing" little girls should also take heed of Mr. Twain's very considerate guidance.



On the other hand, if you do it in a really nice way, maybe….

And if the sassing is a prelude to ice cream, or pursuant to a pony ride, then OK.







Mark Twain also said:
"Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

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