The next zombie
outbreak won’t necessarily be bad news for the folks who take the trouble now
to prepare.
Do the right thing
for your family—buy one of these zombie-proof log cabin kits, sure, it costs
$113,000 plus about
$30,000 for installation and such, but, hey, aren’t your loved ones worth it?
It has Xbox, water cannon, satellite TV, toilet, microwave and it’s guaranteed for
10 years!
And speaking of
zombie outbreaks, some grad students at Cornell University have been using
statistical mechanics to model how these doggone brain-eating, really ugly
creatures get the party started, and the research team has good news:
Figure out your
quickest route to Glacier National Park in northern Montana. The zombies have a
lot of trouble getting out of the big cities and moving into remote areas where
the pickin’s aren’t so good….
Really, your best
bet is to get one of those anti-zombie log cabins. Otherwise, get
moving to the boonies and travel with a small group of folks, say 5 or 6, so
there’s no problem keeping up the rotating guard duty for that 24-hour zombie watch….
Hey, they’re out
there.
Copyright © Richard
Carl Subber 2015
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