At least let's agree on this: some Americans shouldn't be allowed to buy .40
caliber ammo.
Florida police recently reported
that a 31-year-old man with a BB gun and,
apparently, a real jones for
squirrel meat, did something you and I could have told him not to do, not now,
not ever, it's a No-No, don't even think about it….
Seems Mr. Squirrel Hunter actually
taped a .40 caliber bullet to the end of his BB gun, and, you know, aimed at that
tasty-looking rodent and squeezed the trigger….
….yup, the BB pellet hit the bullet
cartridge, which exploded, causing shrapnel wounds in the man's arms and legs.
Obviously we need a universal
background check on all ammunition buyers, so we could uncover any latent
tendencies to tape bullets to BB guns in pursuit of a squirrel steak.
Animal lovers should get behind
this proposal, too, and I'm sure they're happy to hear that the squirrel is
still on the loose.
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