Folks with too much money are hiring handicapped folks to get themselves and their kids to the head of the line at popular attractions in Disney World.
You can buy your own bona fide handicapped person, in a motorized scooter labeled "Handicapped," to be your "family member for-a-day" from Dream Tours Florida, for only $130 an hour. Only about $1,000 for a full day. Here's a New York Post story on it.
Disney allows families with handicapped members to scoot around the long waiting lines and do the rides without waiting.
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