Two guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Steve, "but we don't have a ladder."
Charlie shook his head and laughed.
"A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"
p.s. thanks to my trusted personal advisor for this one
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