Do you know where your child's head is?

When you take your family to the zoo, you need to remember to tell your 6-year-old that he has to take a step back when the camel starts to swallow his head…

I mean, most grownups know this, I least I think I've always known it, but kids might not think, at first, that there's anything weird about having their heads inside a camel's mouth, so you have to make a special note to remind them before you start the trek through the Large Mammal section…

And here's a tip:  Always make sure your child's head doesn't smell like hay or carrots.