Commitment has never been my
problem, but, Facebook-wise and cereal-wise, I do have to draw the line….
Although it's not my public
persona, I'm actually a very emotional guy. I am deeply, fully in love with the
ones I love. I have sincere moral and visceral energy about the values I
cherish. I get angry easily at people who do wrong.
So, I have a heart and a soul.
Now, I don't get blubbery about
it….and I don't make my life an open book…and I'll risk mildly alienating some
friends and acquaintances by saying bluntly that I don't do Facebook, and you
know what I mean….
So when I carelessly looked at the
top of my cereal box this morning, I choked for a second when I realized that
Post Grape-Nuts wants me to be a friend on Facebook.
I checked out the Grape-Nuts
Facebook page, and I learned that "Grape-Nuts helps you conquer your
mountain, everyday." Grape-Nuts and my mountain, perfect together…..not.
More than 120,000 Facebookers
"Like" the Grape-Nuts page. Wow.
Not me. Can't go there.
I eat Grape-Nuts for breakfast
every day.
I like Grape-Nuts.
But I'm not ready to make a
commitment…
Are you sure you aren't talking about Fruit Loops???
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